29
Sep
2014

theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

29
Sep
2014
busylilblop:

Happy birthday to Bilbo !
I drew this a month ago but felt like it wasn’t good enough to bother posting it but now I like it so idc, here is some smaugbo with a lil frodo spying them.

busylilblop:

Happy birthday to Bilbo !

I drew this a month ago but felt like it wasn’t good enough to bother posting it but now I like it so idc, here is some smaugbo with a lil frodo spying them.

29
Sep
2014

A weird thing I find incredibly helpful for art/writing.

heecawroo:

deadcantdraw:

Eplans.com is a website that sells blueprints for houses. 

This might not seem that helpful but if you want a characters house you can make selections based on what sort of house you want them to live in. 

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Then browse through the results and find the house you want. Then you can view the blueprints and have a room layout for that house, which can help with visualising the space they live in. 

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It makes describing generic homes so much easier.

thank you

24
Sep
2014

rotinpiss:

Look at this mystical horse

24
Sep
2014

boobiesmcfeels:

“Oh, Harry, don’t you see?” Hermione breathed. “If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!” 
- ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’, Pg. 513

24
Sep
2014

perchu:

digital art

image

23
Sep
2014

cherik-mcbender:

James/Michael + faces

23
Sep
2014
bokusoratobu:

Just reminding everybody that the female voice actors in free! also voices the babies. 

bokusoratobu:

Just reminding everybody that the female voice actors in free! also voices the babies. 

23
Sep
2014
  • somebody: so what do you do in your free time?
  • me: I read
  • somebody: oh, really? what do you read?
  • me: 
  • me: *sweats*
23
Sep
2014

fuckjamesyouliferuiner:

browngirlslovefassy:

DoFP GAG REEL - PART TWO (pt. 1 here)

REBLOG AND SAVE BEFORE THEY TAKE IT DOWN!!!

23
Sep
2014

fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

23
Sep
2014

crocspaperscissors:

godheadcomplex:

godheadcomplex:

apparently my college campus is getting burrito vending machines???

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why

someone has pointed out to me that the burrito box comes with free wifi

now im interested

did a burrito vending machine not interest you????

22
Sep
2014

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.
22
Sep
2014

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT